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A Guide On How To Shop In The Pias UndergrowthSo, ye need some groceries and things from the shops. But ye live in the undergrowth of Pias, so it ain’t a case of just popping to some omni-mall. What are ye going to do? Ye can’t farm cos’ the ground here ain’t gonna get enough sun, and there’s nae way in hell ye can just experiment with all the fruits of the jungle, cos’ ye value your life too much. Whatcha gonna do?
Well, good ol’ Cygno here can help ye wi’ this trusty guide! Available in all the shady places over the Kairos galaxy.  This guide here’ll tell ye all about how to find the best markets in Pias and how tae not get scammed by some scoundrel.  
First off, terribly sorry for ye bein’ here.  I dunno if ye were forced tae run from the gangs or police in Canopy City or whatever other tragedy befell ye, but sorry. Pias ain’t a holiday site once yer under the leaves, I can tell ye that fer sure.  
By the time yer readin’ this, y’l
Afterlife Astronaut“There is no God.”
“Well, you don’t know that for sure-“
“Bernard, as an AI connected to every philo-science document, every parabyte of knowledge in the Human Empire, every logic string going back to the days of the Past Colonists... I can assure you, there is no God. It has been proven.”
Bernard sighed. His helmet visor fogged up then disappeared.
“I’m not going to bother arguing with you. Soon that golden gate is going to open, and I will walk into the Kingdom of Heaven. That should be enough proof.”
The gate in question was a smooth sphere of gold, slowly rotating on an equally dull pedestal. Crystal red spires pointed at specific points on the globe.
“You just don’t want to argue with me because you are in fear of how wrong you are. And how right a computer can be.”
Jude deserved to be muted, but sass like that always kept her voice a ubiquitous presence in Bernard’s helmet. A blue flash in the top


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Peach JuiceA cloud god
spilled his sun-glass of
peach juice across the sky,
the orange frothed into
white strands
flooding into
heavenly Morse code.
The solar drink thinned
into a beard-grey
until the dome was
a glass-black sea,
the moon
an uneaten celestial crisp.
A Pile of Exiled LeavesLook:
under their father's roots,
oven-baked by progress
they stare at the stars,
ponder over their photosyn thesis'
and wonder where they'll land next.
Dry veins bringing
drought to the cuticle,
the rivers sprawling
like cobwebbed fingers
scratching cellulose into
eczema of the upper epidermis,
dirt-ink sketches bleeding softly
to the frayed edge of
mesophyllic parchment,
where Death took his scissors
and cut oblong hearts
from Life and into
the frigid air.
Dead gold,
curled up in amber wrinkles,
a million Queens of Spades
who played dead for too long.
The Plants: A FableThe plants were sick of the animals.
"They do nothing for us!" General Redwood exclaimed. "They eat us, cut us down, sit on our mangled corpses... we must do something!"
"But what?" Dandelion asked.
"Is it not obvious? We must stop our production of oxygen!"
All of the plants but Dandelion cheered. With the oxygen gone, the animals would have to either listen to the plant's demands or die!
"Are you sure...? Will this not kill us too?"
Alas, no one heard Dandelion's warning in the uproar and applause.
The next day, the plants went on strike and stopped all production of oxygen. Sure enough, panic ensued and the animals suffocated.
General Redwood held a great big party to celebrate, but no plant came over.
"Where are they all?" General Redwood asked.
"Do you not see?!" Dandelion snapped hotly. "They cannot make it because they are dead! They cannot perform respiration!"
General Redwood did not hear. He was dead, stiff and upright like a burnt bone.
"Oh you idiots!" Dandelion huffed. "Yo
Super computer finds infinityMy name is Delextro 9000. I am a super-computer with servers hooked to everything that exists.
And I have just discovered what the exact numerical position of infinity is.
The scientists are freaking out, to say the least.
“Infinity isn't a number!”
Well, clearly it is, because I've just found it. And I have all the knowledge. So, yeah.
“What if we just add one to that number, then? Surely that would show it is not the end of the number line, right?”
Yeah, try and add one to that then. After you.
“AHHHHH!”
Why yes, Dr Broxley, that is the flames of impossibility vaporizing you. You can’t go beyond the end of something. As a man of logic I thought you would understand that.
“What about negative infinity?”
Well, you see, it’s like that number I just showed you all, but with a little dash at the start.
“IT’S SO BIG AHHH WHY IS IT SO BIG AND VAST AND BEAUTIFULLY DEADLY AHHH”
Calm down there, Prof. Yuki, you don




Something for you stacore fans: 

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1 deviant said ...yet it only has about 3000 views Afterlife Astronaut“There is no God.”
“Well, you don’t know that for sure-“
“Bernard, as an AI connected to every philo-science document, every parabyte of knowledge in the Human Empire, every logic string going back to the days of the Past Colonists... I can assure you, there is no God. It has been proven.”
Bernard sighed. His helmet visor fogged up then disappeared.
“I’m not going to bother arguing with you. Soon that golden gate is going to open, and I will walk into the Kingdom of Heaven. That should be enough proof.”
The gate in question was a smooth sphere of gold, slowly rotating on an equally dull pedestal. Crystal red spires pointed at specific points on the globe.
“You just don’t want to argue with me because you are in fear of how wrong you are. And how right a computer can be.”
Jude deserved to be muted, but sass like that always kept her voice a ubiquitous presence in Bernard’s helmet. A blue flash in the top
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1 deviant said yet only has 10 faves and 1 comment??
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No deviants said Most faved and commented work is Afterlife Astronaut...
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No deviants said Most viewed work is this #80ccefsky's backbone shatters
into a million milk missiles,
curling and twisting
into mustaches
and the strokes of Van Gogh
from Heaven.
the flatfish stretch
their misty exoskeletons
over the four-dimensional ocean.
at 12000+ views
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No deviants said Least viewed work is Limbo at 19 LimboConsciences tumble,
uncertain tumbleweed
through doubt deserts
and into the void
beyond.
In ambrosia I find guilt,
The underground smells of
sweat, stillborns and sex
Am I swamping under this
clique-based gloop?
Shoved down concrete corridors,
Both bathed in boring light
The portal to
my garden of compromise
and duality
is gone...
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No deviants said and least faved is Zachry ZachryZachry never was good at tests.
"Your a failure!" the teachers
x-claimed, which brought about a
violent reaction.
Umbrage filled, Zachry ran from
the town,
serpentine words behind him.
Rough was the first few weeks,
quizzical looks plaughed
poor Zachry as he scrapped with dogs
over breadcrumbs.
Never was Zachry full,
Ma never searched fro him;
liquor had clogged her conscience,
killed Da ad and left Zachry with
just hell.
In the concrete,
he etched out psychedelic
gibberish,
from discarded chalks
eldritch masterpieces
danced through the smoky
canals of the city,
but he was kicked out of the metropolis
and into the path of an artist...
Zachry noe lives in
Yew Tree Hill, an
x-traordinary gated community for
wealthy artists.
Very rich did he become;
"Underlying Heaven in hell" fetched for
Ten million dollars.
So the moral is,
rebel.ling against the system?
Quite pointless, unless you dreams are
powerful enough.
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No deviants said even though it has 9 comments??
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No deviants said oh dA magic you
and manage to have a internet connection made of dinosaur bones

16!! wow, feels weird saying it now its true, before i'd commonly mistake myself by saying i was 16, months before my birthday but now... goodness me

I'd love to show you pictures but unfortunately the dinosaur bone internet connection is incompetent, so I'll list it instead, wi orange bulletpoints. haven't used them in ages, dieude

:bulletorange: A notebook with an owl on the front, courtesy of sister (a nice surprise, I am a notebookaholic so it was good to see it even though i didn't ask for it x3)

:bulletorange: Norman MacCaig's "The Poems Of" 

:bulletorange: zip-up black hoodie (very upmarket, straight from Oohlala Boulevard) 

:bulletorange: Carol Ann Duffy's "New Selected Poems" (1984 to 2004) 

:bulletorange: Seamus Heany's "Opened Ground (Poems 1966 - 1996)"

:bulletorange: Wes Anderson's "The Grand Budapest Hotel" (twas great in cinema, now i can pause at all the text bits wooh)

:bulletorange: David Mitchell's "The Bone Clocks" (started reading today, it is SUCCULENT as flip, maen.)

:bulletorange: David Mitchell's "number9dream" (a very nice surprise, put it on list as an afterthought, didn't expect to get it, haha xP shall be good though!) 

I also got lotsa money. 95000000 aubergines, ysee. and more to come when i get home! plus film marathon wi friends

for i am at an undisclosed South-North-East-Western beach village in a certain landlocked Euro-american country, hence the mehpunk connection. it's great though, very relaxing. 
is good being 16.

(Thank you all for those who gave me birthday wishes, much appreciated. I will properly answer comments when I get home.
Expect beach-related poetry when I get back proper.

The windmills are dancing, I tell ya. Watch them weave.)
  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: Getting Sodas -Whenever,If Ever, The World Is A...
  • Reading: David Mitchell, Yann Martell, Norman MacCaig...
  • Watching: Wes Anderson
  • Playing: The toetips of Aqua
  • Eating: Chocolate birthday cake (wi marshamallows)
  • Drinking: Manly Milkshake (no not innuendo u sick flip)

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~AyeAye12's pieces are simply a-m-a-z-i-n-g! I absolutely love the fact that he has taken relatable subjects and created pieces which makes his readers think. I could definitely relate with the piece 'Maths Class', which by the way is a very humorous piece. He is extremely talented, and you will find yourselves pouring through his collection of literature with amazement. They are all wonderful pieces.

- imaginative-lioness

Of intimidating talent.

- v-espertine

He's great at imagery and makes you feel as if you've taken a trip without moving from your seat.

- Aerode

There is something about [his] voice as a poet that I have heard in no-one else. It is wonderfully warm and refreshing. [He has] a way of wording things that grabs the attention and makes me smile and [he is] wonderful. I imagine it takes no small amount of skill, so well done.

-Messerfly

The warrior-poet bleeds imagery and moves in free verse.
(I suspect massive quantities of cocaine were involved.)

-Garneac

Aye is just... different, from the usual works I read here on dA. That's pretty much what I can say.

-shehrozeameen

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BlackBowfin Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
Hey bud, hope your birthday's a rockin one!!! Enjoy life, ya old man!! :)
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:iconhappybirthdaysignplz:, mate!
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nawkaman Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Happy birthday, and thank you for the feature! :D
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91816119 Featured By Owner 2 days ago   Writer
Happy birthday, dear! Hope you have had a wonderful day. :huggle:


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QueenCalico Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Happy birthday!!!
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OoJitkaoO Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Aye, 
Happy birthday to you. :heart: 

Have an amazing day! :heart:
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AzureNebulae Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday! :party:

I hope you're having a lovely day, full of cake and granted wishes! :cake:

P.S You like the IT Crowd? :3 <3
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                                           Happy-Birthday by KmyGraphic  


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Malintra-Shadowmoon Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday and all my best wishes to you. Hope you have a wonderful day :)
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shehrozeameen Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
happy birthday, Aye.

You're awesome, and you shouldn't ever forget that. Stay blessed, man :) I'm proud of ya.
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