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A Guide On How To Shop In The Pias UndergrowthSo, ye need some groceries and things from the shops. But ye live in the undergrowth of Pias, so it ain’t a case of just popping to some omni-mall. What are ye going to do? Ye can’t farm cos’ the ground here ain’t gonna get enough sun, and there’s nae way in hell ye can just experiment with all the fruits of the jungle, cos’ ye value your life too much. Whatcha gonna do?
Well, good ol’ Cygno here can help ye wi’ this trusty guide! Available in all the shady places over the Kairos galaxy.  This guide here’ll tell ye all about how to find the best markets in Pias and how tae not get scammed by some scoundrel.  
First off, terribly sorry for ye bein’ here.  I dunno if ye were forced tae run from the gangs or police in Canopy City or whatever other tragedy befell ye, but sorry. Pias ain’t a holiday site once yer under the leaves, I can tell ye that fer sure.  
By the time yer readin’ this, y’l
Afterlife Astronaut“There is no God.”
“Well, you don’t know that for sure-“
“Bernard, as an AI connected to every philo-science document, every parabyte of knowledge in the Human Empire, every logic string going back to the days of the Past Colonists... I can assure you, there is no God. It has been proven.”
Bernard sighed. His helmet visor fogged up then disappeared.
“I’m not going to bother arguing with you. Soon that golden gate is going to open, and I will walk into the Kingdom of Heaven. That should be enough proof.”
The gate in question was a smooth sphere of gold, slowly rotating on an equally dull pedestal. Crystal red spires pointed at specific points on the globe.
“You just don’t want to argue with me because you are in fear of how wrong you are. And how right a computer can be.”
Jude deserved to be muted, but sass like that always kept her voice a ubiquitous presence in Bernard’s helmet. A blue flash in the top


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Peach JuiceA cloud god
spilled his sun-glass of
peach juice across the sky,
the orange frothed into
white strands
flooding into
heavenly Morse code.
The solar drink thinned
into a beard-grey
until the dome was
a glass-black sea,
the moon
an uneaten celestial crisp.
A Pile of Exiled LeavesLook:
under their father's roots,
oven-baked by progress
they stare at the stars,
ponder over their photosyn thesis'
and wonder where they'll land next.
Dry veins bringing
drought to the cuticle,
the rivers sprawling
like cobwebbed fingers
scratching cellulose into
eczema of the upper epidermis,
dirt-ink sketches bleeding softly
to the frayed edge of
mesophyllic parchment,
where Death took his scissors
and cut oblong hearts
from Life and into
the frigid air.
Dead gold,
curled up in amber wrinkles,
a million Queens of Spades
who played dead for too long.
The Plants: A FableThe plants were sick of the animals.
"They do nothing for us!" General Redwood exclaimed. "They eat us, cut us down, sit on our mangled corpses... we must do something!"
"But what?" Dandelion asked.
"Is it not obvious? We must stop our production of oxygen!"
All of the plants but Dandelion cheered. With the oxygen gone, the animals would have to either listen to the plant's demands or die!
"Are you sure...? Will this not kill us too?"
Alas, no one heard Dandelion's warning in the uproar and applause.
The next day, the plants went on strike and stopped all production of oxygen. Sure enough, panic ensued and the animals suffocated.
General Redwood held a great big party to celebrate, but no plant came over.
"Where are they all?" General Redwood asked.
"Do you not see?!" Dandelion snapped hotly. "They cannot make it because they are dead! They cannot perform respiration!"
General Redwood did not hear. He was dead, stiff and upright like a burnt bone.
"Oh you idiots!" Dandelion huffed. "Yo




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Discarded customers,

GabriaXorp is delighted to announce that our security team has infiltrated the heretic, AyeAye12.

He is now under interrogation by our dark-matter St Bernards, in which any answer he gets wrong will result in vicious bites from diamond teeth. Please note that the questions we ask are incredibly easy for any diligent consumer to answer, such as "What is the meaning of life", "Is there a God" and "Why do I always hear the slurping of tentacles inside my ear constantly."

The crimes that AyeAye12 has committed include:
:bulletblack: Plagarisation of our advertising campaign for CatSaver 
:bulletblack: Numerous times of ridicule in his journals 
:bulletblack: Having the audacity to ask for a grant for a milkshake factory
:bulletblack: Using said milkshake factory to gain boys (which have been illegal for 3939282 years)
:bulletblack: Stealing a beta of our product, PleasurePill
:bulletblack: And many more being written up by experienced timeStream hackers at this very moment/all moments. 

His three accounts ( AyeAye12 , palladium-smoothie and sea-ebony ) are now under GabriaXorp control. 
We shall begin posting more suitable content for you dear customers in due time. I am sure you are sick of Aye's previous "content" from before! [LAUGHTRACK_05.mp]

AyeAye will be back around mid-November/December/never time, after undergoing our extremely effective E.X.A.M (Educational Xorporate Analysis of Morons) program, used when dealing with uncooperative customers. It has a &&&% successes rate, our satanic scientists are sure to tell us, enthusiastic and trembling with excitement at the prospect of our eldritch-tasers melting their solar plexus'. 

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NICE THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT ME

~AyeAye12's pieces are simply a-m-a-z-i-n-g! I absolutely love the fact that he has taken relatable subjects and created pieces which makes his readers think. I could definitely relate with the piece 'Maths Class', which by the way is a very humorous piece. He is extremely talented, and you will find yourselves pouring through his collection of literature with amazement. They are all wonderful pieces.

- imaginative-lioness

Of intimidating talent.

- v-espertine

He's great at imagery and makes you feel as if you've taken a trip without moving from your seat.

- Aerode

There is something about [his] voice as a poet that I have heard in no-one else. It is wonderfully warm and refreshing. [He has] a way of wording things that grabs the attention and makes me smile and [he is] wonderful. I imagine it takes no small amount of skill, so well done.

-Messerfly

The warrior-poet bleeds imagery and moves in free verse.
(I suspect massive quantities of cocaine were involved.)

-Garneac

Aye is just... different, from the usual works I read here on dA. That's pretty much what I can say.

-shehrozeameen

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Thanks for faving "The Champions Prize" it is most appreciated.
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